Life through my eyes

My face

snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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dubstepfordads:

yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours 

-moths

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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

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trillow:

this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms

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twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

danrod12:

baby: m….ma….mmmmaa…

mom: Mama? Are you trying to say mama?

baby: m….m-m-m-m-m-m-MAYBACH MUSIC NIGGA.

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listoflifehacks:

kaede444:

So…I tried making the lemon cake in a mug from list of life hacks. It overflowed a little, and I may have to replace the microwave XD

Proceed with caution

listoflifehacks:

kaede444:

So…I tried making the lemon cake in a mug from list of life hacks. It overflowed a little, and I may have to replace the microwave XD

Proceed with caution

deadeliving:

Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans